Go Back to Main Page :: Ask a Question :: Likes & Dislikes Q.  Jesus, what IS that? Signed: Belinda A.  I'm a dispenser of sex advice. That 'thing' will stand proud if you pet it real nice. Q.  Genital worts. Fun to play, or stay away? Signed: DickHurtz A.  Stay away, stay FAR away, VD isn't fun, no way! HPV is the scientific name, And to avoid getting treated is totally LAME. They might start out really small and painless, But waiting 'til they get big is pretty brainless. I'm sure they can be mighty trying, But to not pretend you don't have them is out-and-out LYING. Q.  My married female co-worker hits on me. Should I go for it and give her the big sha-boink? Signed: The Dude A.  Sounds like you want her in a big way, But don't shit where you eat, is what I say. Q.  Do you put your thingie in the back hole or front hole? Signed: Anonymous A.  Here's a rule of thumb, That I make very clear, If the lot is full, There's always parking in the rear. Q.  Hey what about Prell? Signed: Doon A.  When you're helping out the elderly, Here's a funny game: Put "Prell" on old folk's toothbrushes, It looks just like "Aim". Q.  Why is my cum orange in color? Signed: Joe Blo A.  Orange cum, it's a yum, It's full of California sun. But there may be a funnier answer, You might just have colon cancer. Q.  Will you spanky my little bottom? I've been a bad little boy. Signed: Stevey A.  It all depends just what you've done, So spill the beans and confess, my son. Then, as they say, you'll be in like Flynn, 'Cuz the sting of my paddle will absolve your sin. Q.  I have a constant itch between my rectum and my balls, but every time I scratch it I ejeculate. What should I do? Signed: Hugh G. Rection A.  I don't mean to frighten or scare ya, But I'll need to check out those private areas. I'll meet you at my house and don't be late, Bring some malt liquor and we'll call it a date. Q.  I love to lick on the clitty, but lately it has been kind of stinky. Would peanut butter help or do I tell her to just use the dog before I get there? Signed: Mikey A.  The dog should do her for a while, Just make sure it's not 'crunchy style'. As for the odor, before you get laid, Spray that cooter down with 'Spring Showers Glade'. Q.  How many licks does it take? Signed: Bob A.  I can answer that in a minute, tops. Just take a cue from Tootsie Pops: The world will never know how many licks, But dinner and drinks are what make me ticks. Q.  Do you slide way wide? Signed: Mimi A.  I slips and I slides, And I pry 'em open wide, Then I cut real loose, And I gargle with the juice.