| Updated: December 8th, 2000 |
| Q. |
Viagra or malt liquor? |
| A. |
Some of us are poor as hell, while others have it nice.
Some make do with their right hands, others have Heidi Fleiss.
Some of us will pop a pill to give our marriage some extra spice,
For the rest of us malt liquor IS Viagra, for a fraction of the price. |
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