What the Hell is FrozenFeline anyway?

We believe in five concepts here.
FIVE is the Magic Number!

They are:

1. The Beauty of Clip Art.
2. The Power of Comedy
3. The Demented Nature of Things
4. The Art of Rhyming
5. The Colors of Blue and Green.

First and foremost, it's all about CLIP ART. 100%. If it's not clip art, then it's not a FrozenFeline. In Clip Art,We Trust. Nothing else is as pure and bizarre. Everything on this site, with the exception of the FrozenFeline cat, came from some clip art catalog. Our personal favorites are from the Master Clips Vector Clip Art Catalog (preferably the 1,000,000 images or more one!). If you're a clip art junkie like I am, then I totally recommend this catalog. I guarantee that if you search closely enough in this catalog, you will find the most fucked up clip art that exists in this world. Fucked up in that it makes you wonder, what the hell were they thinking when they created "that thing." That's the Beauty of it all, and that's what FrozenFeline is all about.

I don't know about you, but what's the point of life without comedy? Who the hell wants to be serious? And for those of you that are serious, we laugh at you! Cause you look and sound so twisted, that, in the end, you are so demented that you're funny. Sorry to burst your bubble. You lose. We Win!

Long live UNCLE FLOYD!, Bill Murray, John Candy (R.I.P.), Steve Martin...the Rascals Comedy Club in Jersey, Kids in the Hall, etc....We love you all!

If you just look closely enough, you will find that everything is totally demented. Everything! And within the demented nature of things, you get a sense of comedy...GET IT?

We love to Rhyme. Whatch'u say, hey. It's got to rhyme. No execeptions! For those serious rhyme junkies, check out the amazing Online Rhyming Dictionary. It's loads of fun...go go go!

The Colors. Blue and Green. Hex Value #00cccc for zee BLUE. Hex Value #00cc00 for that lovely GREEN.

Please take into consideration that only one person updates this site. That means everything from doing the artwork to the coding. I wish I could spend more time working on Filmettes or other things on this webpage. Unfortunately, that is not the case. I am just too busy, and as it is, I find little time available.

Let's give credit where credit is due.

Justin: Clip Art of the Week
Eric: Mr. Teeenay
Fresca: Weekly Horoscopes
Kelby, Katherine, Steve, Sunil & everyone else that spew out twisted babble.

I also want to thank everyone who voted for us at the Webbys. We lost. haha!

If I decide there's anything of importance to tell you, then I'll stick it somewhere in this section. But in the meantime, have fun.

Please don't forget to send all clip art my way!
Nattles