Three weeks from the day God invented track lighting, The nubile Miss Eve had a serpentine sighting. Coiled round a red ball, she could only concur: "My dear sweet Adam lost his genital fur!" She reached down to retrieve it, and suffered a fright, "Dear Lord it's one of those creatures of the night!" The snake climbed up her arm and licked her right cheek, Then all of a sudden she heard the beast speak: "Take a bite of this fruit, I call it an apple. It's highly addictive, and tastes just like Snapple." Uneasy she asked, "What do Adam and I get?" "McDonald's gift certificates and the Abba boxed-set!" She picked up the apple and ran across Eden Dreaming about music by pop groups from Sweden. She found her dear Adam sleeping beneath a tree, And woke him to show him her newfound glee. "Lets not eat the apple, Eve, God might get mad." "But, Adam, God likes Roxette, and they're really bad." They bit from the apple in the shade they were under, Till all of a sudden rolled in a great thunder! "Eve", God cried, "You had done me disservice! From this day forth you will always be nervous!" The two examined their waistlines and realized what was there, Now they only look upwards due to lack of long hair.