In Clip Art, We Trust. Go Home. Basic Info to Get You Started
Our Films Clip Art of the Week Columnists Create-A-Story Our Philosophy
Diarrhea ArchivesYour Name:



 DIARRHEA:
di·ar·rhe·a also di·ar·rhoe·a
n. Excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress or disorder.

Diarrhea. (Pfff. Pfff.)
Diarrhea. (Pfff. Pfff.)
When you're sliding into third,
and you feel a greasy turd!
Diarrhea!! (Pfff. Pfff.)

Here it is, folks. The 'MacArthur Park' of childhood sing-alongs. The longest-charting song in the kiddie hit parade. Thirty years (that we know of) and still going strong: "THE DIARRHEA SONG". Every single verse of it, discounting the recently-unearthed Chaucerian Stanzas that were to be the epilogue to the 'Canterbury Tales'. More on that later.

But for now, the Baghavad-Gita of bowel disorders. The Aeneid of anal trauma. The (ass) Ring of the Nibelungen...THE DIARRHEA SONG! Yay!

P.S. As we discovered, this list is far from complete. Keep your submissions gushing forth (to us). We know you've all had your own song to it! Tell us! FrozenFeline wants to document every single rhyme there is to the Diarrhea Song. Let's make this the biggest archive ever!

This is a work in progress.

Email FrozenFeline