"Tonya, Tonya!" the crowd screams to you, And now we know it's a dream come true. A mother of five, who looks youngest of all, Tonya will be the belle of the Big Brother ball. Tonya looks like a hot Vegas dancer, And if she's loyal, she might be a Cancer! Tonya, oh Tonya, please show us some flair, And to all the other houseguests, you might just beware.