Isn't he fly that Jason Guy? He thinks he'll win if he doesn't lie. We're sorry to tell you it just doesn't work, Instead it makes you look like a big ole jerk. You may be the nice one, we'll give you that, But honestly, Jason, let's cut the fat: This game is quite scathing, there's not much to fear, Unless you suffer from the fake Nicole tear, And cry when you get ready to nominate, Let's warn you, Jason, it received much hate. We'll watch you play nice, and we hope you go far, We hear that you hope to be a big star!