big brother house:
A house is a sanctum; your own peaceful home,
a place where - if you want to - you can be left alone.
Be carefree, be silly, be sultry, you can be aloof.
As no one will watch you while you're under your roof.

Though some houses in life offer privacy like no other,
One must definitely consider the house of Big Brother.
Their every action is recorded and seen:
A hug or an argument ends up on a screen.

With 38 cameras and 62 microphones,
one gets the feeling that they're never alone.
12 quirky Americans will be our houseguests,
and for 3 months of summer our favorite watched pets.

There's a kitchen and a table filled with food and much strife,
And let us not forget the counter where Krista's neck met a knife.
There's a living room with couches and a large viewing screen,
That leads out to a patio with some grass bright and green.


In the backyard there's a shower and a basketball court,
The same place where Josh Souza gave his weather report.
Big Brother was kind, there's a pool, a hot-tub
Where the houseguests can drink just like a local pub.

There are bedrooms with sleeping quarters made of varying sizes.
And a Head of Household room where one finds personal prizes.
There's a bathroom, and a shower, and a somewhat-two-way-mirror,
Where Jamie Kern applied lip gloss, and Karen thought we couldn't see her.

There's a hallway and foyer of an average size,
The same place where Monica swore revenge on Nicole for her lies.
Then the Red Room where the guests ponder their place in the game,
and build up their character so they garner some fame.


Until July 6th, that house remains a ghost town,
But summer is here, so relax, and don't frown.
12 more people will move in with drama all the more.
So up until then, get acquainted with a house tour!

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