Why, why, why create episode guides?
Well, let's not fool ourselves with bullshit lies.

Maybe you've gotten yourself a really hot date,
or some type of arrangement you just can't break.

Working late hours at the convenience store?
Or walking the street like a night time whore?

Fear not, we're watching for people like you.
We'll give you the lowdown each week too!

So if you missed an air date or a show that night,
Don't get worked up of suffer from fright.

Click on the show you want to see,
Read an episode guide in its entirety!