Eviction! Eviction!
Whats your predeliction?

Who do you want to go this week on the show?

Unfortunate for the players its part of the game,
If one goes to early, they've no shot at fame!

Yet when they signed on they were given the rules
So they can't be sitting there offering mewls.

Hey, there's the morning show and a ton of PR.
CBS never promises that they'll go far.

So who went this week, and what did they say?
When Julie interviews them what future do they parlay?

It happens each week, as we watch them go
And exit the annals of our favorite show.

The exit, the live show, the interview with Chen,
Let's see if our houseguests have reached the acquired zen.

So join us each week as we look at each smidgeon,
thats left of a houseguest after eviction!

(WARNING: if you're one of those people who doesn't like Spoilers, then please don't go clicking the week number in question.)